Potato Paul

Dean’s Lesson

Sneezing: we’ve all heard the rumours–.That the air rushes out with such force that it can literally BLOW your eyes out of their sockets. But it’s a load of nonsense, right?

Hmm, that depends on what your name is–

I had a friend named Dean when I was in my last year of school. Dean was one of those kids who was ten years ahead of all the others. He knew about bras and what the word Virgin meant long More

Tragedy

Before the age of Botox, film posters used to be incredible. Once a film was almost ready to be released, a skilled and experienced artist would go to work designing mind-blowing imagery that would not only reflect the style and tone of the film, thus beckoning the movie-goer to see it as soon as possible, but stand on its own as a one-off piece of history worth wall-space in any gallery.

Then, one day, everything, abruptly, stopped.

Tragically, nearly More

The Dependants

Up and down the land off-licenses, supermarkets, corner shops and places where food and drink and cigarettes can be bought are doing us alcohol dependants a terrible and unforgivable injustice. Along with Climate Change, people who don’t smile enough, people who walk while not looking where they are going and people who don’t know how to go about making a fine cup of tea, warm beer is a continuing and frightening problem that seems to be on the rise. Some More

Don’t Be Anti-Beard

It’s sad that people with beards get such a hard time: no matter where they go they experience verbal attacks and impolite behaviour. Because a small minority of people are less than kind and also happen to have beards—Jeremy Beadle and Osama Bin Laden to name but two—the rest of the bearded world is made to suffer. It’s just sad. Bearded people are unique and they have so much to give! How do I know such insider things? That’s easy: More

What Life Will Be like in Another 100 Years From Now

In 100 years, if we survive that long, we will see a very different world than the one we see today. In 2110, the changes will be apparent and drastic, with most of them not very beneficial. Now, I don’t want to be a naysayer, but there are very few things today that will lead me to believe that humanity’s future is bright. Here is how I see the world in 100 years.

Politically and economically speaking, I predict a More

The Ultimate

Strong Tea is the thing which some people do not dare talk about. It is the ghost of the hot-drinks world, the dark-knight that few know how to accomplish. It is the thing of waking nightmares for people who enjoy weak Tea, and something which has brought numerous grown-men to their knees all over the world. Only certain people can hack the REALLY STRONG STUFF you see. So be warned, the following text contains information as powerful as that as More

Cool Runnings

Which company, I ask you, wants you to know about things like Climate Change Bills? I mean, what it basically means is a hard time for a few companies out there (who I will not mention) that have a problem with saving energy. Why? Because in their minds, saving energy means spending money on unnecessary resources—money which could be better invested in other sordid schemes which will make the company even more money than it already has. And are they More